he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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