the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She needs sedatives and a leash
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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