Barsexuality is the new black.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she smelled like a LAN party
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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