You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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