So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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