I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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