the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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