I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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