I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I don't think brook has ever known best
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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