"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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