I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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