he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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