Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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