we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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