they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I deserve this hangover.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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