dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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