Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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