just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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