Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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