what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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