I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
