i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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