Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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