i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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