I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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