I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize