how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
