so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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