And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
