I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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