She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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