And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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