I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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