let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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