If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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