you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He felt like a one man threesome
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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