Don't you send me to vm
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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