i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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