dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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