i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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