in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i drank out of a bidet.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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