Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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