I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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