How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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