OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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