So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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