so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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