ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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