Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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