It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
