Where is the hickey?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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