Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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