My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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