Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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