at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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