Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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