So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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